brain matter my name is elaine, and i enjoy life. i have an alter ego named mulligan, and she comments on random shit sometimes. word.

yes please.

oops…

I somehow lost my train of thought somewhere between “grab pen” and “write”….so…this is all i got.

HIGH. AS. BALLS.

(it was a really good one, too)

also, the keys on my laptop keyboard feels different and easier to type on when i’m really high. more on this later.

Elle and Dakota Fanning

“why couldn’t their parents just compromise and give them both two syllable names”

-sara hartman

this is why i enjoy being stoned with her all day.

and company

when you go out with a friend or group of friends, do you ever think about who might be the “and company” of the group? like, who is the leader, and who are the cronies? i just started thinking about it and it’s weirding me out, because i don’t always know how i appear to other people when i hang out with them. i know i come off as a little shy sometimes, and a little bitchy most of the time, but i do wonder if i am forever doomed to be considered a friend’s “and company”…